Michelle Obama Spitting Bars!

The folks over at College Humor recruited First Lady Michelle Obama to do a skit.

The video Go To College has the first lady rapping. It's gone viral and people in the junk food media are impressed by the rapping skills of the First Lady of the United States.

Mrs. Obama and SNL’s Jay Pharoah rock the mic.

And of course, the conservative outrage is off the scale. I am guessing the conservatives are bitching about the first lady rapping.

Jay Pharoah and First Lady Michelle Obama participate in College Humor's "Go To College" music video. 

Nevermind, that annoying conservative agitator went into a tirade about it. At the closing of his right wing carnival, he goes into epic rant about First Lady Obama doing a video. He does the false equivalency about terrorism and saying that the Obamas are out of touch with reality.

No, dude. You're out of touch with reality.

First Lady Michelle Obama is trying encourage young people to go to college. She's doing her job as a volunteer, mentor, wife, and mother.

And by the way, she graduated from college. You dropped out of college. You went on to become an agitator who spends three hours on radio and one hour on that right wing network vomiting about President Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, liberals and people who don't give two fucks about you.

Rozay Gets A Free Card But Loses The Crib!

Boss up come $$$$. Rozay on home detention without a home.

Out of county lockup, Def Jam rapper Rick Ross has to give the keys of home to the state of Georgia. In order to get out and lawyer up, William Leonard Roberts II has to lose his rides, his clothes, his U.S. passport and the keys to the crib.

So while he gears up for a state trial, the Maybach Music Group CEO now wears a shiny ankle bracelet and probably banned from leaving the United States.

The allegations towards the 39 year old rapper stem from an associate getting a sliver shiner over the head. The victim claims he was pistol whipped by Rozay and his boys.

Rozay and his body man were apprehended in a U.S. Marshal "NO KNOCK" arrest.

It took $5 million to get out of Fayette County lockup.

Kidnapping alone carries up to 20 in the iron college. But the assault and use of weapon in robbery could put the rapper on ice.

Looks like Rozay needs to get back in the studio and record some albums.

Gucci Mane has record songs, put out mixtapes and digital albums while serving his three year federal time out on gun charges.

Rozay better stay relevant while he still got time. Once you're in the iron college, that freedom to make music is limited to recorded phone calls and special privileges to hear production samplers.

It looks like the charges are serious enough for him to be forking out.

NBC To Trump: You're Fired!

I am in Canada right now. I will be back in the United States by the end of the week.

While I haven't had an opportunity to post the latest events happening in the junk food media, I can give you a little bit of information about our friend Donald Trump running for the clown car.

He trademarked the phrase "You're Fired!!!" Now presidential douche Donald Trump found himself without a promotional network home after he talked smack about immigrants.

After his controversial statements on immigrants from Mexico, Trump found himself fired out the cannon.

NBC and Univision dumped the reality turd and business mogul as they put the brakes on the Miss USA and Miss Universe broadcasting. The Apprentice is canceled. The Trump name is no longer a brand on NBC.

Many activists have urged Trump to apologize for his comments about all Mexicans being rapists, drug dealers and the such.

Of course, Trump fired back saying that he quit the network. He said that NBC sold out.

He gets fired but Brian Williams, a former NBC News anchor gets to keep his job.

Williams lied about his reporting and was suspended without pay. He was later demoted to be news reader over at MSNBC. Lester Holt would replace him.

Trump declared he's running for the clown car last month. Since he's announced he surged to the top-tier standings overshadowing Stallmigo Rand Paul (R-KY) and Benjamin Carson.

Also, Macy's decided to end his clothing line. I am guessing that Trump will bitch about Sean "Puffy" Combs still having a deal with the company despite him smacking up his son's coach.

Trump is a carnival barker who questioned Barack Obama's birth certificate. He also banned him, Vice President Joe Biden, and the CEOs of Macy's, Univision and NBC from his properties.

Trump is one of the many clowns running for the nomination. Many speculate that he has no chance.

Republicans fear that he continues on, he may damage their brand.

The Law Put This Dog In The Pound After He Failed To Take Care Of Them Pups!

DMX is sweating. The veteran rapper back in county lockup for some form of stupidity.

Earl Simmons is still a dog on the loose and the pound about to neuter him.

According to Wikipedia, Simmons is a product of his environment.

I miss them days when he was the biggest thing that came off Def Jam Records.

DMX as he's professionally known was a member of the Ruff Ryders. He, Eve, Swizz Beatz, Jadakiss and his group The Lox were the biggest acts during the late 1990s until 2005.

X and his crew were selling hits. But their egos, the law and canceling tours have damaged their reputations. Now people aren't rocking Ruff Ryders.

The mixtape circuit is the only thing that keeps Jadakiss relevant. The others decided to make families and semi-retire from the music. Eve is focused on acting and is married to billionaire mogul Max Cooper. Swizz Beatz divorced his former wife and went on to marry pop singer Alicia Keys.

X on the other hand, is trying to find Black Jesus.

X is still having trouble with the law and is on the verge of being put in the pound for LIFE.

Last time I've talked about X, he was getting in trouble for armed robbery of a fan. Now I hear that he's back in county lockup for missing child support for the seven children (or twelve). I lost count.

Since he's no longer rocking with Def Jam, he's having trouble trying to push out albums.

So I guess with the money making in the dirt, X has blown money fast. He recently filed for bankruptcy after complaining about his child support.

The courts ain't buying that excuse. The law put the muzzle on X after he came to town. He was suppose to perform at Radio City. Alas, his habits of canceling shows continues.

He said those included $400,000 worth of unpaid child support, a warrant issued by the city of White Plains for bail jumping and a robbery complaint out of Newark, New Jersey. No charges have been filed in the Newark case.

A management company that has represented DMX did not immediately return an email seeking comment from The Associated Press.

Diddy Went Diva On His Son's Coach At UCLA!

Sean "Puffy" Combs got into a fight with a UCLA coach after he taunts his son Justin. His son, Justin attends the college.

Sean "Puffy" Combs aka Diddy has spent the night in Los Angeles County Lockup after he got into a smack down with a coach at UCLA.

The famed media mogul who founded Bad Boy Records, Revolt and Sean John Clothing company is going to face a judge in the coming days.

His son Justin plays for the UCLA football team and I guess Diddy didn't appreciate the coach's treatment of his son.

A representative for Combs' company said the media mogul was defending himself in the fight.

"The various accounts of the event and charges that are being reported are wholly inaccurate," Nathalie Moar, a rep for Combs Enterprises, said in a statement to The Associated Press. "What we can say now is that any actions taken by Mr. Combs were solely defensive in nature to protect himself and his son."

Diddy Rock.

Jail records showed that Combs was released after posting bail. The records showed that Combs' bail was $160,000, but sheriff's officials reached by phone said he posted $50,000. The reason for the discrepancy wasn't clear.

According to TMZ, which first reported the arrest, UCLA strength and conditioning coach Sal Alosi was screaming at Justin as Combs watched from the sidelines. Combs allegedly confronted the coach in his office and was then arrested for assault.

UCLA Football coach Jim Mora later issued a statement saying, "I'm thankful that our staff showed the level of professionalism that they did in handling this situation. This is an unfortunate incident for all parties involved. While UCPD continues to review this matter, we will let the legal process run its course and refrain from further comment at this time."

Alosi gained a measure of infamy in football circles while a strength and conditioning coach for the New York Jets. During a December 2010 game against the Miami Dolphins, Alosi was caught tripping Nolan Carroll as the player ran down the field covering a punt. Alosi was suspended and fined as a result of the incident and resigned the following month. He has been the strength and conditioning coach at UCLA since 2012. 

Don't make Diddy mad. He might lay you out!

Justin Combs is a redshirt junior defensive back on the UCLA football team, which has been working out on campus. He has played in just a handful of games in his three years with the team.

The son of another major rap star also plays football for the Bruins. Snoop Dogg's son Cordell Broadus is a wide receiver who signed with the team this year.

The arrest is the latest in a series of allegations against Combs. He was acquitted of bribery and weapons-related charges in connection with a 1999 shooting at a New York nightclub. A jury cleared Combs of firing a weapon during the dispute that wounded three bystanders, as well as bribing his chauffeur to take the rap.

Combs was arrested in 1999 for his involvement in the beating of former Interscope executive Steve Stoute in New York. Combs apologized, the charges were reduced, and he was ordered to attend an anger management class.

Combs is the father of six. He resides in New Jersey.

Bad Boy Records and Revolt are subsidiaries of Interscope and Universal Music Group. 

The label features include Diddy, Machine Gun Kelly (aka MGK), French Montana and Cassie.

Rapper Chinx Passed Away!

Chinx (left) was gunned down. French Montana (right) was shocked and sadden by the lost of his friend.

A rapper who is affiliated with French Montana was gunned down over the weekend.

World News Today send our condolences to the family Chinx.

Born Lionel Pickens he was best known for collaborations with French and many other rappers was shot and killed in Jamaica, Queens, New York. He was in a car when he was caught off guard by the gunfire from an unknown assailant.

Chinx (Drugz) was the rapper who made the song "I'm A Coke Boy" with French Montana, Rick Ross and Sean "Puffy" Combs.

French Montana is an artist who appears on Interscope Records and is affiliated with Bad Boy Records and Maybach Music Group launched Coke Boyz Music and signed Chinx in 2012.

NYPD is looking into connections.